Nov. 13, 2019

#63- Gnardians of the Galaxy

A group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop Bonan from getting the Infinity Bone! Comedian () joins Alice Vaughn () & Natalia Reagan () for unnecessary movie facts, asking who the word "gnard" is for, Pauly Shore, prison...

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Nov. 6, 2019

#62- The Doctor Is In

Alice & guest co-host Kate Kennedy () joined by the internet's gynecologist, Jen Gunter () to dispel all vaginal myths: vaginal steaming, weights, discharge, squirting, abortion, birth control, and more!

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Oct. 30, 2019

#61- Did It For the Wookie

A long time ago, in a city far, far away, and guest host are joined by () to review a porn parody no nerd has ever thought of before...Star Wars. Alice Vaughn 0:09 Welcome to Two girls with Mic the …

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Oct. 25, 2019

#60.5- Call Me, Maybe (Patreon extra)

Right after recording episode 60, this is the conversation Alice, Natalia Reagan, Amberly Rothfeild had. The ladies chat about clit stapling, animals in orifices, muppetfucker, and abortion clinic tanks.

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Oct. 23, 2019

#60- Call Me, Maybe

Alice and Natalia are joined by phone sex operator () and dish on how she's able to make 10 GRAND a month as a phone hoe. Learn how she handles different fetishes, uses props for sound effects, ASMR, and why …

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Oct. 16, 2019

#59- Cross to Bear

Alice is joined by guest host Allison McKnight () and AVN Hall of Fame director, Eli Cross () to talk porn bloopers, a literal "shit geyser", porn squirting, urine spitting, money laundering, VISA being the ultimate censor, actor rates, and …

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Oct. 9, 2019

#58- Napornean Dynamite

Alice () is joined by Natalia Reagan() and comedian Alex Falcone () to review Napornean Dynamite, talk monkey sex, Big Foot porn, polar bear abortions, and . Alex's podcast:

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Oct. 2, 2019

#57- Sex Club

Alice is joined by guest co-host Allison McKnight () and owner, Daniel Saynt (). Sex club info and etiquette , religious repression, sex club themes, and more. 0:09 Welcome to Two girls one Mic the podcast whose sex club rules …

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Sept. 25, 2019

#56- Bob's Boners

Alice is joined by comedians Kate Kennedy () and David Smalley () to review what happens when you take a Bob's Burgers and turn it into a porn. We also give you burger facts, convention talk, morality & porn, Kate's …

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Sept. 18, 2019

#55- Porn Again

Where there's a willy, there's a way! Alice is joined by past guest & co-host Silvia Saige () and bestselling author Josh Sabarra () to review the modernized gay porn parody remake of the 1980's classic, "9 to 5". Listen …

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Sept. 12, 2019

#54- Breaking the 4th Wall

Alice is joined by guest-host Ginger Banks () and her fellow pornstar friend, Lo Valentine (). The ladies watch and talk set makeup, trademarks, Star Wars prequels, bad Cosmo sex tips, fluffers, fake pop shots, conspiracy theories in porn, and …

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Sept. 4, 2019

#53- Danger Zone

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian and Jim Jeffries Show correspondent, Curtis Cook (), to review Archer porn...all 4 hours of it. In an episode to where we yet again praise Tommy Pistol, talk Dancing with the Stars, getting …

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Aug. 28, 2019

#52- Porno Bootcamp

Drop and give us 20...pumps that is. This week Samantha Mac (), founder of whips Alice and Yvette into shape on all topics bootcamp related, fidget spinner buttplugs, , voar, body positivity, and washing your junk. Yvette...

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Aug. 21, 2019

#51- Touched By a Burning Angel

Alice & Yvette are joined by industry powerhouse and lemon stealing whore, Joanna Angel (). The ladies discuss her career, , Instagram, , furniture & logos in porn, clone dogs, and much more. Yvette d'Entremont 0:00 Here are...

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Aug. 14, 2019

#50- Love Thyself

If all you need is 10,000 hours to become an expert, how many hours do you need to masturbate to become a coach? Alice & Yvette are joined by , a somatic sex educator, to discuss what's it's like to …

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Aug. 7, 2019

#49- Cheers to London

Yvette & Alice are joined by pornstar, London River (), to talk slash fics, obscenity laws, young Ted Danson, Yvette's new thigh gap, and review Cheers! porn. Snag 20% OFF with code TWOGIRLS20

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Aug. 1, 2019

#48- I'll Be Back

Alice & Yvette are joined by porn script writer & former production manager Dan OhReally () to talk porn extras, permits, capitalism, Ron Jeremy eating your food, and how we really feel about this week's parody..."This Ain't Terminator...

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July 24, 2019

#47- 30 Rock Porn

Comedian, Dave Kinney (), joins Alice & Yvette this week to see what happens when you try to turn a show about a live sketch-comedy show into a porn...and forget to ask Judah Friedlander to star in it. We also …

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July 17, 2019

#46- I Dream of Twinkie

Alice & Yvette list of advertisers they'll likely never work with, as well as a cardinal rule one Patreon broke. They also review "I Dream of Twinkie", where a scantily clad genie named Twinkie is rescued from his bottle and …

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July 10, 2019

#45- A Hart of Gold

Alice & Yvette are joined by multi award winning veteran pornstar and cat lover, Lance Hart (). The MFF this week discuss sweets, cross over performers, industry testing, how he almost accidentally died on set, and dick injections. Don't forget …

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July 3, 2019

#44- I'll Be In My Bunk

Alice & Yvette are joined this week with Vice President of the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee (APAC) & pornstar Riley Reyes ()! The threesome nerd out and get weird with porn horcruxes, consent culture in porn, ethical porn,...

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June 26, 2019

#43- ET: The Extra Testicle

From the director that brought you "Cum Hunters" and maybe watched the Spielberg classic once, we present "ET: XXX", where a horny alien is stranded on Earth and befriends a young woman named Ellie. Alice & Yvette are joined by …

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June 19, 2019

#42- The Dom Will See You Now

How much do dominatrixes and therapists have in common? A lot. This week, Alice & Yvette are joined by former dom/porn reviewer/author Robin Shamburg. Mattel might not be too happy with how we use Barbie dolls, we learn about Christ …

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June 12, 2019

#41- Trouble A-Foot

We're stepping up our game with the Foot Fetish Queen of New York, Becky Berardi ()! Join Yvette and Alice as they explore this specific kink, and the tips and tricks Becky doles out to keep us on our toes. …

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