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Our Latest Porncast

#30- Japanese Game Show Porn

Alice & Yvette are joined by AVN award winner and comedian, Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez). On this episode we resurrect “will they-won’t they”, what it’s like to be a sex toy model, elephant penis…the other dark meat, and incest! Become a Patreon to get access to the Japanese Game Show porn…

#29- The Pornstar Next Door

Alice and Yvette are joined by AVN Nominee and often “step-sister”, Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx ). The ladies discuss Portland as a hotbed for strip clubs, using cheese in sex, Kate eating sandwiches, and review the Parks & Rec porn parody. Will this porn parody be… “Too Big To Nail”? Support us…

#28- Horat Challenge

What’s it like to have your porn watched by Alex Jones? Kai Bailey (@kaibaileyxxx) gives us the scoop! Since we couldn’t find gay frog porn, we resorted to “Horat: The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan.” This week we discuss proper whoreganization, how many blowjobs could’ve…

#27- The Biggest Blackest Episode

Alice and Yvette are joined by a monster in the industry, Dredd’s penis…oh and AVN-Nominee/XRCO-winner Dredd (@DreddXXX ). We discuss the trials and tribulations of having a larger than average member and ask all the questions you’ve been sitting on! Did we mention there’s dick jokes?  Support us on Patreon!…

#26- The Cream Machine

Alice & Yvette are having a wholesome MFF, with non other than CollegeHumor’s Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry). The girls clearly can’t contain themselves when they hear he’s willing to do the dishes…without being asked. Together they review SpongeKnob SquareNuts, because our childhoods haven’t been ruined enough.  Support us on Patreon!  Leave…

#25- Pistol Whipped

Yvette and Alice are joined by a man who’s humor can only be outmatched by his dick, Tommy Pistol (@TommyPistol ). The multiple AVN award winner sits down with the girls to discuss literal food porn, sex dolls, uncircumcised penises, and the secret to great sex (hint: it’s something you…

#23- The Oscars of Porn

Yvette and Alice recaps Alice’s time at the AVNs and AEEs (adult entertainment expo). Link to the now infamous video of her on a motorized pleasure machine. Make sure to support us on Patreon for more videos from the event…as well as to see the weird staircase jacuzzi from her…

#22- Lights! Camera! Cum!

What’s it like to direct a porn? What was left on the cutting room floor? Who doesn’t listen to porn with the volume blaring? All these questions and more are answered as Alice & Yvette sit down with Lee Roy Myers (@leeroymyers)–film director, producer, screenwriter, and founder of Woodrocket specializing…

#21- Cafe Flesh

Alice and Yvette get on a tangent about semen; why Alice is storing a 5 gallon bucket of cum in her closet, how it’s not a cure for back pain, and not to be used for cooking whether it be as glaze or mixed drink. They also review the 1982…