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Feb. 20, 2019

#25- Pistol Whipped

Yvette and Alice are joined by a man who's humor can only be outmatched by his dick, Tommy Pistol ( ). The multiple AVN award winner sits down with the girls to discuss literal food porn, sex dolls, uncircumcised penises, …

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Feb. 13, 2019

#24- Is that a D'OH!-nut in your pocket?

D'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese ) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body …

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Feb. 13, 2019

#24- Is that a D'OH!-nut in your pocket?

D'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese ) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body …

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Feb. 6, 2019

#23- The Oscars of Porn

Yvette and Alice recaps Alice's time at the AVNs and AEEs (adult entertainment expo). Make sure to support us on Patreon for more videos from the event...as well as to see the weird staircase jacuzzi from her hotel.

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Feb. 6, 2019

#23- The Oscars of Porn

Yvette and Alice recaps Alice's time at the AVNs and AEEs (adult entertainment expo). Make sure to support us on Patreon for more videos from the event...as well as to see the weird staircase jacuzzi from her hotel.

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Jan. 29, 2019

#22- Lights! Camera! Cum!

What's it like to direct a porn? What was left on the cutting room floor? Who doesn't listen to porn with the volume blaring? All these questions and more are answered as Alice & Yvette sit down with Lee Roy …

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Jan. 29, 2019

#22- Lights! Camera! Cum!

What's it like to direct a porn? What was left on the cutting room floor? Who doesn't listen to porn with the volume blaring? All these questions and more are answered as Alice & Yvette sit down with Lee Roy …

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Jan. 23, 2019

#21- Cafe Flesh

Alice and Yvette get on a tangent about semen; why Alice is storing a 5 gallon bucket of cum in her closet, how it’s not a cure for back pain, and not to be used for cooking whether it be …

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Jan. 23, 2019

#21- Cafe Flesh

Alice and Yvette get on a tangent about semen; why Alice is storing a 5 gallon bucket of cum in her closet, how it’s not a cure for back pain, and not to be used for cooking whether it be …

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Jan. 16, 2019

#20- Ghostbusting Hamiltoe

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian, Eitan Levine (), who proves anyone can write an AVN nominated porn parody if you just believe in everyone but yourself. They also review This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and more importantly rack their …

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Jan. 16, 2019

#20- Ghostbusting Hamiltoe

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian, Eitan Levine (), who proves anyone can write an AVN nominated porn parody if you just believe in everyone but yourself. They also review This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and more importantly rack their …

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Jan. 9, 2019

#19- The Big Lebowski XXX

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb () to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes …

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Jan. 9, 2019

#19- The Big Lebowski XXX

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb () to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes …

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Jan. 4, 2019

#18- Reviewing the Porniverse

Yvette and Alice reflect on podcasting in 2018. Of course, they ask the hard hitting questions— would ranch, honey mustard, or Country Crock be good lube? Why aren’t more men offering threesomes with their guy pals? Why are women farting …

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Jan. 4, 2019

#18- Reviewing the Porniverse

Yvette and Alice reflect on podcasting in 2018. Of course, they ask the hard hitting questions— would ranch, honey mustard, or Country Crock be good lube? Why aren’t more men offering threesomes with their guy pals? Why are women farting …

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Dec. 28, 2018

#17- Venus With A Penis

Alice and Yvette this week interview trans superstar and multiple AVN award winner, Venus Lux . Listen to topics such as Alice's sweater, transitioning, dating within the industry, who is our daddy?, and another plea for creative dick pics which …

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Dec. 28, 2018

#17- Venus With A Penis

Alice and Yvette this week interview trans superstar and multiple AVN award winner, Venus Lux . Listen to topics such as Alice's sweater, transitioning, dating within the industry, who is our daddy?, and another plea for creative dick pics which …

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Dec. 21, 2018

#16- Behind the Green Door

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian/producer/friend Emery Emery () to review the 1972 classic, Behind the Green Door. See how three people can spend an hour talking about a porn with no lines, a six-minute slow motion cum shot, …

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Dec. 21, 2018

#16- Behind the Green Door

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian/producer/friend Emery Emery () to review the 1972 classic, Behind the Green Door. See how three people can spend an hour talking about a porn with no lines, a six-minute slow motion cum shot, …

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Dec. 13, 2018

#15- Committee for Sexual Inquiry

Alice & Yvette attend CSIcon (Committee for Skeptical Inquiry Conference) and sit down with an ER doctor, a zoologist, and science communicator. Dr. Angela Mattke discusses what to do in event your sexual acrobatics go awry. Timothy Caulfield...

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Dec. 13, 2018

#15- Committee for Sexual Inquiry

Alice & Yvette attend CSIcon (Committee for Skeptical Inquiry Conference) and sit down with an ER doctor, a zoologist, and science communicator. Dr. Angela Mattke discusses what to do in event your sexual acrobatics go awry. Timothy Caulfield...

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Dec. 5, 2018

#14- Whorrey Potter And The Sorcerer's Balls

Alice & Yvette tackle the puntastic wizzarding world of Whorrey Potter. A young gay man, Whorrey, is taken to the wizard academy by his joyful drag queen guardian, Fag Hagrid. There he befriends two male students, Himmione and Ron. They …

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Nov. 28, 2018

#13- Who's Nailin' Tom Arnold

Alice and Yvette found the most patriotic American to help review porn with them, Tom Arnold (). Join them in reviewing "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", the autobiography of "Serra Paylin" and her tireless dedication to bridging foreign relations with our...

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Nov. 15, 2018

#12- Full Holes

Loosely based on the American sitcom, see the porn that Bob Saget wished he had made while on the set of Full House. Alice and Yvette review the Pornhub exclusive and tell you whether or not it's more tolerable than …

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